All I Really Need to Know I (Should Have) Learned in Kindergarten

With apologies to Robert Fulghum...

1. Be nice. If you're not sure about whether or not you are, ask someone.
2. Respect your elders. This includes your parents, teachers, coaches, prinicpals, bosses, people at the check-out line, etc.
3. If you fail in #2, apologize.
4. If you don't like something, keep it to yourself. When you find others who share your opinion, you may go to Negativetown together.
5. When you're in the company of others, do not text, make phone calls, or check your email with your phone. It's rude.
6. If you should fail in #5, apologize.